Things my roommate says
| roommate: | I once met a girl that got turned on when I would say, "make those onions sweat." Just kidding, I made that up. But wouldn't that be weird if someone liked that? |
| Me: | ... |
| roommate: | Cock sauce up the butt in here. I didn't see that being a sexual innuendo, I just love sriracha. |
| Me: | ... |
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lovelyavidity said:
I must be friends with this person
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